Patrick Rawley lives in Christie-Ossington. His work has appeared in This, Word, Dig, and the anthology The I.V. Lounge Reader (Insomniac, 2001), and he knows all the words to the Spider-Man theme song. He has contributed to the magazine since 2001. Last updated Halloween, 2008.
- Old School Halloween, 2008 / No. 21
- Be Careful, It’s My Heart Summer, 2008 / No. 20
- Twenty Bucks Christmas, 2007 / No. 19
- Invisibilism Summer, 2006 / No. 16
- Booze Can Christmas, 2004 / No. 13
- Horse Christmas, 2001 / No. 7